You, me, a ring...

...some uneven parallel bars, and I'm yours.

While on the treadmill at Bally's this afternoon I caught part of the Hilton Skating and Gymnastics Spectacular. Never one to be disinterested in a men's gymnastics exhibition, I was totally bowled over by this super-super-fine Bulgarian gymnast by the name of Jordan Jovchev (aka Yordan Yovchev, Jordan Yovtchev, etc.). Can you imagine why?

This dude was suspending himself on the rings, shirtless and still busting out all over. I had to get off the treadmill (lest I fall off!) and just stood there gape-mouthed. (The other guy (Ivan Ivankov of Belarus) was really good too, but Jordan was breathtaking.)

Well, you can't say I don't know what I like. (obligatory letdown = that he's married, as if I would ever meet him and charm the pants off him anyway. He does live in the US, but still, come ON.)

(OK, this one gives me all sortsa impure thoughts.)

Just in case this isn't enough, here's a Jordan gallery :)