as seen in "bitch session" (Bitch Boy edition)

The Bitch Boy (editor / queen bitch of the Bitch Session pages) makes this installment happen. Thanks, BB!

"I'm a gay man and the majority of my friends are heterosexual because I find many gay men to be embarassing, shallow and too into themselves."
Bitch Boy responds: A moment of silence, please, for the loss of this bitter pill from our social functions.

"Homosexuality is of Satan! The word 'gay' used to describe this lifestyle is misleading. Everyone wants to be gay and joyful. All of you demons will be chained together, burning in lakes of fire."
Bitch Boy responds: Sounds like more fun than wherever you'll be!

"Reading 'Bitch Session' reveals to me how shallow I was in my 20s. I feel sorry for kids these days. They don't have a clue what lies ahead for them."
Bitch Boy responds: Apparently they'll go from being shallow to patronizing.

"When will the world learn that tolerance is needed to ensure world peace?"
Bitch Boy responds: Cue the Charlie Brown Christmas music.

(WashBlade, 12/9&16/05)