Best of: Viagra, Vibrator, & Porn spam

Actual subject lines of spam that I've received at work:

• Wanna hold a brick on your dick? Try our Soft Cialis Tabs. (Warning: don’t try it).
• Do you want to use your dick as a remote-control?
• For your wife’s last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction.
• Your dick is the most important, the most powerful part of you. (well, duh.)
• With our Soft Cialis Tabs you will be able to chop the wood with your dick. (Warning: don’t try it).
• Your wife prefers your dog’s penis to yours?
• With our Super Viagra you can use your penis as a drill.
• Spermamax will give you so much sperm that you can open your own sperm bank.

Porn spam subject lines (well, just two for now, but including my favorite):

• A babe spreads her pussy for her vibro
• The clash of the century – slutty mom against her virgin son!

These even rhyme:

• Viagra Pro will bring you pleasure of incomparable measure.
• The fashion of newest creation – the further is ejaculation.
• You want erection of your dick – Viagra Pro will make it quick.

And my favorite:

---> You dream of rivers of sperm, of penis enormous and firm,