Everyone Poops (even a dumbass f***up)

"Dear Condie,
May I be excused to go to the bathroom? I get all nervous when I have to speak in front of the UN."

GWBush, 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005.

"Mr. President, I told you to go before we left! No soft pretzel for you on our way back to Air Force One!"

(I know I'm a few days behind the curve on this, but I can't resist. It's been sort of a rough week.)