as seen in "bitch session" (#2)

(After a long period of witlessness, there's actually 3 worthwhile entries this week. Vote for your favorite!)

"A few years ago, a friend said he had 'become ex-gay.' I laughed and went over to his place to see the redecorating efforts of his 'ex-gay friends.' Too bad the 'ex-gay ministries' don't teach their members how not to decorate like a bunch of prissy fags!"

"I am so sick and tired of being ignored because I’m thin, a warm caring guy, and 'too pretty.' It’s my metabolism, not a disease and I don’t want to be a woman. It’s ridiculous that gay men won’t even look at you unless you just fell off the construction truck with a wife-beater shirt on and a beer in tow."
Bitch Boy responds: Trust me, being pretty is not your main problem.

"Here’s the deal: I won’t go on daytime talk shows to make a public spectacle of my sexual orientation. You won’t amend the federal or state constitution to make a public spectacle of my sexual orientation."

(WashBlade, 5/20/05)